Guido & Stig

I'd like to introduce Guido and Stig to you. Stig doesn't like Guido because he doesn't trust estate agents (realtors). Guido just doesn't like Stig. Stig paints shop signs for barter. Neither of them are very good at their jobs. They both dropped in for coffee recently, but didn't stay, as it hadn't been that long since their last bath. Inspired by Andrew Bell's