I first introduced the world to Guido and Stig 13 years ago.
These guys have not moved on at all. In fact they've gone backwards.
They're no longer friends, and blame each other for that (it was Stig's fault, and involved coffee, again! But Guido definitely over reacted). They're still doing the same jobs, just as badly.
Take pity on them, please.
Their stuff is for sale over on pigseargear.com. Not their belongings you understand. They've not been evicted yet. Just a matter of time though, eh?